A small excerpt: There are many ways to be "awesome". However, if you had to buy this book to figure this out, then you probably aren't even close. That is why pikachu and I wrote it. That, and they told us we'd be paid by the word. Pika pika chu pika. One way to be awesome is to own a pikachu. This is because pikachus are scientifically proven to boost your awesomeness level by 70%.
Table of Contents:
Chapter One: What is Awesomeness? pg 1
Chapter Two: Why I Am Better Than You In Every Way. pg 19
Chapter Three: Chuck Norris Theory pg 49
Chapter Four: The Ninja Factor pg 78
Chapter Five: Why Buying This Book Proves You Are Not Awesome At All pg 112
Chapter Six: Internet Memes and You pg 122
Chapter Seven: Choosing The Right Pillow Pet For You pg 142
Chapter Eight: How To Say No To Snuggies pg 169
Chapter Nine: Harry Potter; How To Make Friends With Just About Anyone pg 188
Chapter Ten: The Subtle Art of Toast pg 193
Chapter Eleven: Awesome People Don't Waste Their Lives Reading Long, Pointless Books pg 210
Another book from the great authors Laura and Pikachu.
A small excerpt: Yes, that fish is much smarter than you, and it's not even a fish. It's a drawing of a fish. Do you realize how sad that is? And yet, it is true. You may deny it, but deep down you know it's the truth. You probably think this book is about how to be better than the fish. Sadly, that isn't possible. This book is about why humanity has no hope to ever outsmart a drawing of a fish.
Table of Contents:
Chapter One: That Fish Never Went to College! pg 3
Chapter Two: An Overview of the General Population pg 21
Chapter Three: Why Reality TV Will Bring About The End of Civilization pg 42
Chapter Four: How Each And Every Genre of Music is Leading to the End of Society pg 81
Chapter Five: Pika Pi Pikachu Chu Pi Pi Pika pg 110
Chapter Six: What Would Happen if the Internet Disappeared pg 149
Chapter Seven: Seven Tips to Surviving the Collapse pg 194
Chapter Eight: Why We Should Replace the Government With A Dead Fish pg 232
Thank you http://www.oreillymaker.com for the For Dummies book generator mabob. I was too lazy to make one myself.
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