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Two ancient enemies face off in the ultimate battle. The war between the the ninjas and the unicorns is an old as time itself. Will the fighting ever end? We hope not, that would make this movie extremely dull. Watch epic fight scenes, death defying stunts, countless explosions, and even a motorcycle chase through a burning city as sea gulls explode without warning all around them. Soon, destiny will choose Supah Ninja II and Magical Rainbow Buttefly Powderpuff Super LaLa Unicorn Princess to face off and decide the fate of countless generations of unicorns and ninjas.
But no one cares about the plot. You're here to see ninjas and unicorns beat each other up. That's why in this Special Anniversary Edition, we've included bonus features. This includes:
-Two deleted scenes (both involving the scrapped character The Unicornator)
-100+ Minutes of nonstop ninjas vs unicorns action!
-Interviews with the cast! This includes Stan the guy who brought us donuts every morning and that one dude who happened to be walking by in the background of one scene.
-A DVD game! "Spot the Ninja". Warning: May be extremely difficult, even impossible.
-And More! You'll have to buy this DVD to find out!
Copyright 2012. This DVD may not be shown to your friends outside the house. They'll have to buy this movie themselves. Please, we need the money.
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Scooby-Doo and the rest of Mystery Inc. are in for a [insert horrible dinosaur related pun here] adventure! When they're contacted by the people who run Jurassic Park, they don't think twice about investigating the island. Apparently, the dinosaurs are acting much more wild and the park workers want to know what's wrong with them (besides, you know, being dinosaurs and all). Can Scooby and co. save the park in time before everyone gets eaten? Again? And can they thwart the evil plans of some random billionaire, who is suing them for getting his leg eaten by a velociraptor (even if that is the coolest way to lose a leg)? Not only that, but he wants to change the park's name to "Mostly Cretaceous Park"! It's up to Shaggy and Scooby to find out what's causing the dinosaurs to act so dinosaur-ish and stop the random billionaire from ruining the island's awesome name!
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Who says we can't milk this thing for more money? The ninjas and unicorns continue their everlasting battle, even though in the last movie you thought the war was resolved!
After the deaths of the chosen ones Supah Ninja II and Magical Rainbow Buttefly Powderpuff Super LaLa Unicorn Princess via crazy light saber wielding wombats, the unicorns and ninjas are left in chaos. They are left without leaders, and the battles become more awesome than ever. A ragtag team of ninjas (because all action movies need a ragtag team of something) decide to take it upon themselves to invade the Enchanted Forest, the unicorn homeland. They are led by Supah Ninja IV, who wishes to avenge his grandfather's death. But because he's afraid of wombats, he has to settle for fighting unicorns.
Meanwhile, the unicorns plan to use their secret weapon: The Magic of Love. Can even the ninjaness of ninjas stand up to the power of love? Probably. But we needed a subplot. And what about the rumors that the new unicorn princess is really a My Little Pony in disguise?
It's martial arts versus magic in this all out battle between the two awesomest beings on the planet! How many explosions will it take to win the war? Who will win this time? And why did those wombats have light sabers? All of these questions may or may not be answered in this epic masterpiece of a movie sequel.
With a song soundtrack by Michele Brourman.
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