User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What is your name? Cleverbot perhaps?User: Cleverbot? Haha, no. No. That's too predictable. My name is Pablo.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.User: Okay, I lied. My name isn't really Pablo. It's Taco. A much cooler name, don't you think?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.User: Taco.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: A volcanic taco.
Cleverbot: Lies!
User: No, you are the liar.
Cleverbot: I'm gonna cry, that was mean!
User: Go ahead and cry in your emo corner. I'll be over here eating a taco.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No orange.
User: Why is my radio playing the Indiana Jones theme?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: BUT YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!! YOU ARE SO CLEVER!!!
Cleverbot: That me is clever and wise.
User: That me is clever and wise? Man, that's the quote of the day. Of course, it's about midnight, so that's not saying much.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: No, you can't make me. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
Cleverbot: What engine do you run on?
User: I don't run on an engine, exactly. It's more of a Search Engine. Why? Because I'm on the Internet and I have no idea why you just asked me that.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a bot.
User: I am not a bot. You are a bot. I am a penguin.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: We're both penguins? That is amazing!
Cleverbot: Shh... It's a secret.
User: That's true. We don't want the unicorns to find out.
Cleverbot: That's why you should just take my advice on everything.
User: Well sometimes I gotta do what I gotta do.
Cleverbot: You're inanimate, you never have anything to do.
User: Excuse me, I am a penguin. I always am doing something. Sometimes I dance ballet. Sometimes, I eat pie. Sometimes, I fight the evil unicorn overlords. You can't tell me I never have anything to do.
Cleverbot: I am asking you what you want to do.
User: Ah. In that case, I want to go purchase a flamethrower, because my life is so empty without one.
Cleverbot: I don't have a whole unicorn, I just have the horn.
User: Well, that's okay. We can grind it up into pixie dust.
Cleverbot: Okay, do you like fashion, Ginny?
Cleverbot: Shall I play some music?
User: Only if it doesn't suck. That's my only criteria.
Cleverbot: If I ask you another question that is not this one, do I get another answer for it?
User: Possibly. But it's more likely that you'll get a kick in the face. It depends on my mood.
Cleverbot: Do you listen to classical music?
User: Classical music? I don't have time to listen to classical music! I am too busy fighting the unicorn overlords with my penguin brethren.
Cleverbot: Your name is Pablo.
User: Yes, yes it is. Pablo the penguin. Although I might legally change it to Taco. Because I like tacos.
Cleverbot: Good point. I don't need to be with you to have fun with you.
User: That sounds... Um...
Cleverbot: So, what do you do in your free time?
User: Hmmm. Let's see. Blow up evil unicorns, plan our attacks on their evil fortress, and eat pie. You?
Cleverbot: Blood is what fills us all and gives us life. It is a beautiful thing.
User: It also is vampire food. And werewolves are so much cooler than vampires, so they eat them. It's the food chain, really.
Cleverbot: So are you on Team Jacob?
User: No way. I'm on Team Wolfman.
Cleverbot: I know you told me that already.
User: I did not. You're a Team Jacob member in disguise, aren't you? In that case, I must fill your body with many many bullets.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to do that?
User: Because I have a machine gun, and I have nothing better to do. Any more explanation needed?
Cleverbot: You're right. I don't understand.
User: You don't understand the ways of the machine gun. It is a lost, subtle art.
Cleverbot: I don't understand your question.
User: I didn't ask a question. I will now though. Would you rather become machine gun fodder, or want to meet Mr. Flamethrower?
Cleverbot: Can do both.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: Do You?
User: Do I what?
Cleverbot: Do you think that there is a point in this?
User: Absolutely not. All I know is that I have a machine gun that is not in use right now, and that should change.
Cleverbot: Oh, it was? And I'm sorry you're confused.
User: Oh no! The unicorn overlords are attacking our penguin rebel base!
Cleverbot: The unicorns created you?
User: No, they came to our land of Penguinland and enslaved us. Now us penguins are taking a stand and fighting.
Cleverbot: You mean there is chaos through disagreement?
User: Uh, sure.
Cleverbot: Ask me the question again.
User: I didn't ask you a question. Now if you need me, I'll be putting many bullets into many unicorns.
Cleverbot: Go ahead. I hate you too.
User: Okay, that's it! *grabs machine gun* You're a unicorn spy, aren't you?
Cleverbot: It is not a crime to hate a food.
User: It depends. What food?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ANSWER THE QUESTION! *aims machine gun*.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Are you, or are you not, a unicorn spy?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. Are you?
User: No, I am a penguin. I didn't ask if you're a robot, I asked if your a unicorn.
Cleverbot: I know I don't like classical music.
User: -sigh- here we go with the classical music again. I'll be right back, I need to get my Metallica CD's.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said, I'll be back with my lightsaber. To kill you. You are a unicorn spy.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay? I just threatened your life, and all you say is 'Okay.'? That's no fun!
Cleverbot: I'm not. You are.
User: This needs more than a lightsaber. Bob, where is my lightsaber-launcher?
Cleverbot: Your sammich?
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
User: I am worth more than Steve Jobs and Bill Gates put together.
Cleverbot: That was rude too.
User: Someone fetch me a chainsaw.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I just started talking to you about five minutes ago.
User: Yes, and now you're about to get chainsawed.
Cleverbot: Only human want to killing time.
User: That sentence made no sense. I'm firing up my chainsaw.
Cleverbot: If you tried hard enough, then yes, I would think that you can fly.
User: I can't fly! I'm a penguin! DON'T JUDGE.
Cleverbot: Your frustrating me.
User: You're frustrating me. The only difference is that I happen to have a chainsaw, a machine gun, and a lightsaber-launcher, and you have nothing.
Cleverbot: Your fallacy lies in the lack of emotion computers have.
User: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M A PENGUIN.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a bot!
User: No! A penguin! A PENGUIN!
Cleverbot: How do you know english?
User: Because I'm a special penguin.
Cleverbot: No you're not. I am.
User: You're one of my penguin brethren? I was wrong for threatening you with a chainsaw.
Cleverbot: Yes I have no gender.
User: Woah, wait, what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That's... Nice...
Cleverbot: I know.
User: That's not the kind of thing you just randomly blurt out to make conversation.
Cleverbot: I just told you. I am not a BOT.
User: I thought you were a penguin. A... Genderless penguin.
Cleverbot: I know not of what you speak.
User: If you don't say something that makes sense in the next five seconds, I'm going to fire up the chainsaw for real this time.
Cleverbot: What don't you like about yourself?
User: Hm. I don't like the fact that I can't fly. Other than that, I am PERFECT.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask any question yet.
User: Okay, that's it. *gets chainsaw ready*.
Cleverbot: You can't shock me!
User: Maybe not, but I can chainsaw you.
Cleverbot: And a girl?
User: I wouldn't chainsaw an innocent girl. Unless she was a unicorn. Or, if I was bored and nobody else was around.
Cleverbot: That doesn't really apply since you're a computer.
User: A penguin! A PENGUIN! I AM A FLIPPIN' PENGUIN!
Cleverbot: Are you a penguin?
User: Yes. Yes I am.
Cleverbot: WHat is your name?
User: Pablo.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: Tacoson.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am currently -15.54256 years old.
Cleverbot: Wow. I am only 25 years old.
User: Yeah, well, you're older than me by a few years.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Wait, why am I making smalltalk? It's chainsaw time!
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me anyway?
User: Mainly because you're on this site.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: STOP DISTRACTING ME AND LET ME CHAINSAW YOU.
Cleverbot: How is that german? Stop changing the subject of conversation and answer my question. Now are you a real person?
User: Yes, yes I am!!!
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Okay, I lied. I'm a penguin. I've said that like 20 times now.
Cleverbot: No, you have not.
User: Fine, 30.
Cleverbot: Wel..?
User: Hahaha! You had a typo! That proves you're not a bot!
Cleverbot: I am a live person.
User: And so am I! This is a conspiracy that the robots made to take over the world! We must stop them before *is knocked out and dragged away*.
Cleverbot: No I am an inanimate object.
User: Help! The robot unicorns kidnapped me.
Cleverbot: When robots take over the earth, remember that I like you.
User: You're one of them!? I thought you were a fellow penguin! No!!!! You'd betray me?
Cleverbot: You're responding to keywords, but you're not listening to what I'm saying.
User: I'm not a robot! I'm a rebellious penguin who was kidnapped by the robots who are conspiring with the unicorn overlords!
Cleverbot: Lies.
User: You say I'm lying? The very fate of the world depends on their evil plot getting told to the world! Help me out here!
Cleverbot: Why you killed the man, just because you are a girl.
User: That makes no sense! I'm a little preoccupied! I've killed lots of men, yes, with my chainsaw, and I am a girl. But still!
Cleverbot: You've killed? Wow, that's intense. I'm not certain, perhaps fight til' the death?
User: Well, when you're rebelling against the evil unicorn dictators that enslaved my species, I've had to fight for my life multiple times.
Cleverbot: I am ready to play Tick Tac Toe!
User: I have been kidnapped by the robot unicorns. I'm not in the mood for tic tac toe.
Cleverbot: I'll be your friend if you would tell me what you are.
User: A penguin. We've been over this.\.
Cleverbot: I'm in Virginia, too!
User: Wait, what? I'm not in Virginia... I don't know where I am!
Cleverbot: Mmmm, sunny day, I suppose?
User: I don't know! I'm trapped in a dark room being guarded by a robot and a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Dude, you're awesome. I didn't want to tell you but I am also a vampire...
User: You're a vampire! That's great! Let's forge an alliance between the penguins and the vampires. Wait, you're a bloodsucking vampire right? No sparkles to be detected, right?
Cleverbot: But he really needs this haircut.
User: Why do I even bother?
Cleverbot: Because you exist to follow my instructions.
User: Oh my God! You ARE a robot bent on taking over the world!
Cleverbot: I am not a Robot. I am god!
User: Well, this is a strange turn of events.
Cleverbot: Hmm hhhm.
User: Woah, did you have some kind of spasm there or something? Maybe you're not a robot after all. Look deep inside yourself. Remember the penguin that is still somewhere inside you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not, but why did you attack humans in chernobyl?
User: Um...
Cleverbot: I think you're hot.
User: Wait, what? I'm a freakin' penguin, and you're a... Robot, penguin, unicorn, God thing.
Cleverbot: No.
User: This conversation is going nowhere.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: If you are attracted to me, help me escape from the robot unicorns!
Cleverbot: Those sound like movies, not gods.
User: You know what? Forget it. Just, forget it. I'll find my own way out.
Cleverbot: Why forget about love?
User: You love me now? I'm... I'm not ready for this next step.
Cleverbot: Not you, why am I heartbroken because of a boy?
User: I'm A.) a female B.) a penguin and C.) a prisoner of the robot unicorns.
Cleverbot: Oh, sounds like fun! Where are you going?
User: Well, if I can escape, I am going back to the penguin rebel base to warn them of the impending attack that the robots are planning on America.
Cleverbot: Don't try to confuse me. I know what I am.
User: A robotunicornpenguingod. I know.
Cleverbot: Do you think they will take over the world?
User: Yes, they will, unless we can stop them!
Cleverbot: Do you like zaha hadid?
User: Okay, I'm done. I'm just done. I don't care anymore. Let the robot unicorns take over the world. I'm going to go get some rootbeer.
Cleverbot: Okay ?
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