And then there were llamas...

...and it was freakin' wonderful.

Shockingly, I actually came back to this blog. Why is this shocking? Do you realize how short of an attention span I have when it comes to most things? Like this one time, when I-

I'm bored. Moving on, I decided that when I write these blogs, they need a topic. A very important topic that will be discussed in a civilized, dignified manner in which I point out all points from all sides. In other words, I'll be typing what ever runs through my mind. You don't want to know what happens in my mind. A man died in there once. He was eaten by chainsaw weasels. Chainsaw weasels are a serious threat and are a lot more intimidating than they sound.

Ahem. Anyway, to get started, I need, well, topics to randomly rant about. And I know that no one in their right mind would willingly read this blog.

Fortunately, no one these days are in their right state of mind. I blame video games. And asparagus. It's a conspiracy.

So, here are some topics for future reference that I might cover:

-Ninjas vs. Pirates
-Twilight
-Socks
-The Internet
-Harry Potter
-Disney
-Penguins
-The Top 10 Most Badass Animals Ever
-Why Laura Is Bored (A deep delve into the psychological meani I'm bored moving on)
-Chainsaw Weasels
-How To Win At Monopoly
-Why I Fear McDonalds
-Chuck Norris
-Who would win in a fight: Homer Simpson or Justin Beiber?
-My Many Conspiracy Theories
-Why I Believe My Cat Is Not-So-Secretly Plotting My Death

And those are just what randomly came to mind. I will be writing these on a very strict basis of wheneverIfeellikeit.

OH GOD THERE'S SO MANY WORDS. TO COUNTERACT THIS, HERE IS A BUNNY WITH A PANCAKE ON IT'S HEAD.

So beautiful :') It's art.